I hate when you’re honest to a person on ebay and they automatically assume you’re selling stolen merchandise.

I’m selling it for a friend who does not have a computer for f**ks sake, I’d have to ask that person how old the item is! HELLO.

F*** you f***ing f***s that ask questions 2 hours before the end of the auction and then decide not to buy. ASK BEFORE YOU BID!

The dump we live in is falling apart, my mother fell through the floor yesterday. Something the landlord was suppose to fix shortly after we moved in. Well, you can’t fix the floors if the damn ceiling still leaks you assholes. So needless to say, she’s pissed.

Boyfriend threw the cell phone while we were fighting and cracked it. IT still works amazingly but never the less, he needs something that doesn’t flip open. The way he opens that phone, I’m surprised it hasn’t snapped in half.